G'Day

[lowrad]

This reminds me of a Joke

This below average size guy gets into a elevator and just before the door close's the huge black man(not that I'm racist here folks it's just how the joke goes)....anyway this huge guy gets into the elevator
After a few seconds of silence the huge black guy turns to the little guy and says

6 foot 10
375lbs
one pound left testicle
one pound right testicle
12 inch cock

Turner Brown(as he puts his hand out to shake the other guys hand)

All of the sudden the little guy goes down to the ground like a 50lbs sack of potatoes
He comes to after the big guy starts shakin him askin him if he's alright
Little guys says....WTF did you just say to me???
Big guys says

6 foot 10
375lbs
one pound left testicle
one pound right testicle
12 inch cock

Turner Brown

Then the little guys says.....OMG THANK GOD

I thought you said

Turn Around
;D

And for the record
I'm 6.1 and 300lbs(and I'm just one big dick ;D ;D ;D)

[lostzuk]

pickupbaby said:

i know you're not... i was more less making conversation... It's definitely not nothing, I'm only 5'8". I just tend to say things like "nothing" a lot when i'm talking about things. Please don't take it personally.

Like the first time Fierodude dropped his pants infront of her. "Man that aint nothin"

[lostzuk]

This is starting to sound like a Dating site, lets all put our stats up HAHAHAHAHA!

[canadian410]

its pretty sad that this one thread has more reply's then most of the whole tech section. Joe blow signs up on here and introduces himself and he might get 4 or 5 replies. Ms. HotStuff signs up and introduces herself and 78 replies later the thread is going strong. Am I the only one that see's the irony in that? lmao

[lostzuk]

Grow some Boobs and we will pay attention to you as well HAHAHAHAHA! Tits and Tires buddy, both get our attention and cost us money.

[canadian410]

oh I don't want the attention, lol.
And we all know that if it is has tits or tires its gonna cost us, lmao

[canadian410]

pickupbaby said:

6'5, you say, tyler? <lol> Nothing. I know a guy who's 6'9"... and his oldest brother is almost 6'11"... It's a frightening thing to stand next to someone that big... Be grateful you're as high as you get, any taller and you wouldn't FIT in your machine.

theres a guy in Campbellford that I wheeled with a bunch of times last year, his name is Big Dave and he's 7 feet exactly. I never knew they piled shit that high until I met him, lol.

[lostzuk]

Wait till we Tell Big Dave you called him a Tall ass pile of Shit LOL!

[canadian410]

I tell him all the time, lol.

[lostzuk]

hahahahahaha!

[pickupbaby]

Good lord, my introduction's gone on long... and it's all shot to hell... <lmao>

As for Fierodude, i don't think i'd say its nothing....

[pickupbaby]

I'm not sure how i caused so much commotion (other than the picture thing) but i find it amusing that i can log onto a site and stir things up so much that my intro gets hit over 400 times!! this is insane <lol> but not that i mind, it gives me something to do.

All i can really say is, that aside from having boobs (which i hope all of you wont be staring at) when you guys Meet me, you'll realize i'm a lot more fun to be around in person than i am online. i might make things interesting in here, but when i'm out and about i like to be a little more rambuncious. I'm a lot of fun, tho.

Just try not to laugh at me too much-- I'm still fairly new at some of this offroading.

[bushwacker]

I've contacted many male members of this club & we have formed a pack .... the "Stare at Pickupgirls Boobs Only" club. Well if you turn away we are left with a 2nd choice.

So ... here's to staring at the twins. Lowrad will be looking down as well as a few others. Matty will be eye level. It will be "puppy love". Hail the mammaries. IronPig wants to cover them in mud ... manually.

We need more women like you that take the initiative to suggest ideas like this.

[pickupbaby]

.......<sigh> NOW what have i done! That is definitely not what i meant. I am going to have to invest in a vehicle a lot sooner, so i can run you all over with it. we could start a Different club- the "i value my life and don't wanna get my ass kicked by a girl" club... hmmm...I like that... has a certain ring to it.

What you think bushy? <lmao> I think it sounds like a plan.

[canadian410]

pickupbaby said:

when you guys Meet me, you'll realize i'm a lot more fun to be around in person than i am online. i might make things interesting in here, but when i'm out and about i like to be a little more rambuncious. I'm a lot of fun, tho.

Its true, she was at my house yesterday and had some pretty funny story's. Unlike you guys at least I was able to look at her without my eyes dropping down to the "twins" or "puppies" or whatever else you want to call them. She actually is cool shit in person, lol.